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I have grown tired of not being able to display pictures, so I've moved. get over it.
Tuesday, January 29, 2002
DoJ prude and redneck
John Ashcroft
forks out $8000 in taxpayer dollars for a dress for his statuesque sweetheart.
Thursday,
January 15, 2002
hmmmm.I can't figure out why my pictures aren't loading
on this page anymore. I also don't know why the GLBT weblog portal dropped
me. probably due to my lack of updating. oh well, spank me.
on with the links...Patrick
Penker was recently convicted for defrauding casinos and credit card companies
out of nearly $1 million by posing as a lawyer of a fictitious firm ofDewey,
Cheetum and Howe.
Thursday,
December 20, 2001
The FBI's latest
secret weapon against the Taliban should win the war.
Wednesday, October 17, 2001
Modern Living/Neurotica Series is a delightful and interactive series of Flash animations. though I haven't had time to see them all, episode 98 "prelude" was fun, as was episode 40, "moodswings".
Saturday,
October 13, 2001
rumours abound since the attacks on the WTC and
Pentagon. this site
does a pretty decent job with debunking.
I would like a coffee mug from Ovulation Girl.
Friday,
February 16, 2001
Public
Radio Fan provides easy access and schedules to many public radio
stations.
I have decided to reveal the method
behind my sucessful investment strategy. warning: if you aren't canadian,
you probably won't get it, but that's nothing new, is it?
while Dyxploitation
isn't particularly funny, at least it isn't another diatribe paying homage
to the vulva while masqurading as another zoloft snorting lesbian's poetry
page. who knows, maybe it will be funny some day. at least lesion
nation was funny once, for about the first three issues.
Wednesday, February 7, 2001
after
wandering the Mojave desert for the last 4 months on a highly personal
spiritual quest for the perfect skin exfoliant, I am back and hope to
be updating more regularly.
Forget the fad diets, visit
safetyalerts, and you may never want to eat again.
Art Caskets™ provides
customized caskets "that make a life statement on behalf of the deceased."
Don't you think some "statements" are just cries for help? Choose from
"Fairway to Heaven", "Return to Sender", and "The Race is Over" that,
"places the auto racing fan in the driver's seat for one last lap" to
name but a few.
Monday,
October 16, 2000
k, I appear to be back. if you have any idea where
the hell I've been for the last month and a half, please call me and let
me know.
Tim
Burton's "Stainboy".
yes, he really said that. George "Bushisms"
a very impressive way to not
communicate.
a squeegie
person simulation.
another
Jesus Dress Up page!
Sunday,
August 27, 2000
want to brush up on your artistic sensibilities? let the plug-in load
and don't miss Sister
Randy's interpretations of the Pop-up Pope, the Gothic Era, and Tower
of Babel from the drop-down menu.See more of Sister Randy at Dotcomix.
no time to read the classics with your hectic lifestyle? are even Cliff
Notes and Cole's Notes too verbose? try
book-a-minute's condensed versions.
while disturbing
auctions attempts to come up with the most bizarre items for sale
on internet auction sites, I don't think it even scratches the surface.
why, with one quick search, I was able to come up with
the anti-VD matchbook cover, syphilus
lunch boxes, and an illustrated
book of skin diseases from 1847.
finally, software
utility titles that tell it like it is.
Thursday,
August 17, 2000
have you ever been sitting in your livingroom only to stop and think, "a casket entertainment center would be perfect for that corner!" or, "where can I possibly find a casket coffee table on such short notice??" with Casketfurniture, your decorating woes are over.
who's America's best christian? Betty Bowers, that's who. don't miss cross dressing Jesus.
Sunday,
August 6, 2000
as if I didn't have
enough to worry about in my own life, thanks to The
Sims, I am now responsible for the simulated lives of others. I have
yet to determine if I love or hate this game. here's an
article by some poor fool with an obvious addiction.
yes, that's a cowchip, not a cookie. they're proud of their cowchips in
Beaver, Oklahoma. they're proud of their beavers too. they're so proud.
proud of their world
championship cow chip toss too. yup, they sure are.
the site that shows once and for all that
white guys can't dance.
Friday, August 4, 2000
ah, summer. a time for unwanted houseguests who stay far too long, raging wild fires, and triple digit temperatures. who could ask for more? now, if only I could live forever. oh, wait. it seems I can with Alex Chiu's amazing Immortality Device.
failed miserably with the bid for eternal life? a man, a van, and a plan. committed to, "broadening society's view of death", it's 1-800-Autopsy. don't delay, call today.
Friday, July 14, 2000
Madonna
sells her mansion
to a dog.
doctors
remove
a live grenade from a live soldier's leg.
Wednesday, July 12, 2000
the
FBI has been asking internet providers to install a program called "Carnivor"
in order to monitor the online activities of suspects. the only thing
is, with the program, the FBI can effectively monitor anyone's online
activities, not just those suspected of criminal activities.
some may find this gross, some may find it eerie, and some may find it
fascinatingly macabre. it's
plastination.
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